?rafty pets who have the ability to masturbate without arms

?rafty pets who have the ability to masturbate without arms

Week this post is part of Mashable’s Masturbation. May is nationwide Masturbation Month, so we are celebrating by checking out the many issues with self-love.

As Dr. Ian Malcolm claims into the initial Jurassic Park, “Nature finds a means.”

Yes, nature does find a real method to flourish, to distribute, to evolve — and also to masturbate.

But just what about dozens of pets that are not primates? How do types that lack arms perform this tender work of self-love? consider the whales plus the turtles.

Listed below are seven pets that bravely find pretty ways that are NSFW manage to get thier stones off — so we suggest actual stones — with no utilization of arms.

Penguins

A perhaps masturbating penguin.

Image: Getty Pictures

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